India’s Call Girl Industry Announces Rebrand
India’s Call Girl Industry Announces Rebrand as Late Night Logistics and Emotional Support Services NEW DELHI — In a bold move to align with India’s startup-friendly mood, …
India's Magic Lamp of Mockery
India’s Call Girl Industry Announces Rebrand as Late Night Logistics and Emotional Support Services NEW DELHI — In a bold move to align with India’s startup-friendly mood, …
Bihar Introduces ‘Reverse Education’ Week Where Teachers Attend School and Students Relax – Program aims to build empathy and redefine childhood. – 11/27/2025
Goa Declares ‘Silent Disco Sundays’ to Reduce Noise Pollution and Tourist Arguments – Tourists dance quietly while locals nap; headphones mandatory. – 11/27/2025
Youngest Chess Master’s Parents Reveal Hidden Gift: Financial Burden – Sarwagya Singh’s Father: “We’re Investing in His Future” (Present Sanity: TBD)
Rajasthan Desert Festival Introduces Sand Art Therapy for Overworked Tourists – Creative meditation through camel-shaped stress relief. – 11/26/2025
BBC Writes About India Without Mentioning Colonialism, Immediately Regrets It – British Broadcaster Realizes All India Coverage Requires Historical Caveat –
South Asia Achieves Historic “Trinity of Troubles” Certification – Afghanistan, India, Pakistan Finally Master Art of Mutual Dysfunction –
Delhi Residents Protest Air Pollution by Breathing, Which Makes Problem Worse – Demonstrations Against Smog Contribute Additional Particulates to Atmosphere –
Supreme Court Accepts “Sorry, My Bad” as Valid Legal Defense for Billionaires – Fugitive Brothers’ $570 Million Settlement Raises Questions About Judicial Standards –
Foreign Companies Fight for Right to List Indian Subsidiaries Nobody Wants – Multinational Corporations Discover IPO Goldmine in India’s Optimistic Market –
Air India Promises World-Class Service Through Power of Positive Thinking – Airline Plans to “Manifest” Improvements by 2026 –
Israel to Import Thousands of Indians Who Claim to Be Lost Jewish Tribe – DNA Tests Optional, Cultural Knowledge of Judaism Not Required –
Astronaut Tells Students to “Compete With Me” in Motivational Speech Gone Wrong – Shubhanshu Shukla’s Moon Challenge Leaves Children Questioning Career Choices –
Airlines Cancel Flights After Ethiopian Volcano Erupts, Blame India Somehow – Air India and Akasa Discover Creative Excuse for Poor Service –
Financial Times Discovers India Exists, Writes Article About It – British Newspaper’s Shocking Revelation That 1.4 Billion People Constitute News –
Taliban Launches “Slightly Less Terrifying” Trade Initiative to Woo India – Ministers Promise Only Moderate Human Rights Violations for Business Partners –
Monarch Tractor’s Autonomous Dream: Apparently “Driver-Optional” Means “Legally Non-Functional” – Idaho Dealer Sues California Startup After $800,000 Robots Refuse to Autonomously Do Anything
Taliban Launches “Shop Kabul” Campaign, Promises India Better Deals Than Pakistan – Trade Ministers Unveil New “Sharia-Compliant Commerce” Initiative –
Goa Opens ‘Hangover Recovery Clinics’ for Tourists in Emotional Pain – Healing body, mind, and liver through holistic regret management. – 11/24/2025
Andhra Pradesh Scientists Create Rice That Texts Farmers When Thirsty – New crop promises to revolutionize agricultureand guilt-tripping. – 11/24/2025
Minor Infractions Now Capital Crimes – Jaywalking Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List