India's Magic Lamp of Mockery
Delhi Auto Rickshaw Drivers Federation Adopts Bank of England Surge Pricing Model, Discovers Surge Was Already In Place – Federation Confirms the Existing Pricing Was, on Close Examination, Already Operating on the British Methodology Without Anyone Having Noticed
131st Constitutional Amendment Bill Quietly Resubmitted After Bank of England Indicates It Has No Position on Indian Womens Reservation – Lok Sabha Confirms the Resubmission Is Substantively Identical to the Original Version, Will Fail by Approximately the Same Margin
Mumbai Dabbawala Service Adopts Bank of England Methodology, Lunchboxes Arrive on Time at Substantially Higher Cost – 126-Year-Old Tiffin Delivery Network Confirms It Has Identified Persistent Demand for Punctuality and Will Now Charge Accordingly
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