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Indian Railways Introduces On-Time Arrival Category for Trains Reaching Destination Within 24 Hours of Schedule

by Priya Verma Priya VermaMay 24, 2026June 9, 20263

Indian Railways Introduces On-Time Arrival Category for Trains Reaching Destination Within 24 Hours of Schedule – Ministry of Railways’ new ‘Temporal Flexibility Index’ redefines punctuality as a 1,440-minute window, achieves 94 percent on-time performance overnight

Indian Railways Announces New App To Track 13,000 Daily Trains, Immediately Tracks 11,000 Of Them As Late

by Kavya Iyer Kavya IyerApril 25, 2026May 15, 20262

Indian Railways Announces New App To Track 13,000 Daily Trains, Immediately Tracks 11,000 Of Them As Late – Digital transparency initiative reveals trains running on time represent 15% of operations; app congratulated for honesty