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Indian Railways Confirms Train Will Arrive Either Tuesday or in a Spirit of General Optimism

by Meera Singh Meera SinghJune 7, 2026June 9, 20262

Indian Railways Confirms Train Will Arrive Either Tuesday or in a Spirit of General Optimism – Booking portal achieves quantum scheduling where the train exists in all arrival times at once until you reach the platform

IRCTC Website Achieves Sentience, Immediately Crashes Itself Out Of Sheer Exhaustion During Tatkal Booking

by Radhika Kapoor Radhika KapoorJune 6, 2026June 9, 20260

IRCTC Website Achieves Sentience, Immediately Crashes Itself Out Of Sheer Exhaustion During Tatkal Booking – The booking portal, having gained consciousness at 10 a.m. sharp, took one look at the demand and chose oblivion