Tag: satire

Divine Surveillance vs Teenage VPNs – God’s IT Department Needs Upgrades

India’s Labour Unions Burn New Codes: Literal and Figurative – Workers take fire-and-brimstone approach to Modi’s reforms

France’s Zucman Tax – Creative Accounting Revolution Begins

South African Batsmen Torture India on Day Two: Cricket’s Slow-Motion Drama – Muthusamy and Verreynne’s partnership raises questions about what “exciting” means

The Virginity Rankings – Scientific Analysis of Sacred Failure

COP30: India And China Buddy Up On Climate While Everything Else Burns – SCMP reports on warming relations amid planetary warming

Actionable Advice Finally Delivered – Self-Help Industry Accidentally Helps Someone

Letitia James: The Prosecutor Who Never Sleeps – New York’s AG Discovered Working 28-Hour Days

Motion to Dismiss Now a Musical – Broadway Producers Crash Courtroom Proceedings

Flag Jacking – Americans Cosplay Canadian to Escape Reputation

South Africa All Out For 489: Cricket Match Or Math Problem? – Second Test scoreboard confuses sports fans and mathematicians equally

Bring a Book to Court – Judge’s New Policy Backfires Spectacularly

Billionaires’ Last Stand – Zucman Tax Sparks Wealth Panic

India’s Job Market Booms With Gig Work: Stability Is So Last Century – Professionals urged to capitalize on permanent insecurity

Hymen Myths and Medical Fraud – When Biology Contradicts Beliefs

UK Virginity Rankings – Brexit Couldn’t Save British Chastity

Swift’s Kitchen Nightmares – America’s Sweetheart Becomes Big Food’s Dream

Sacred Abstinence in Manila Expose – Filipino Virginity in the Digital Age

Who’s Really Staying Pure – Spoiler: Not Who You Think

Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises – Company Celebrates Record Profits With $47 in Domino’s

Transgenders Boycott Disney – Rainbow Revenge After Kimmel Firing

Goatscaping Revolution – Wichita Falls Discovers Nature’s Landscapers