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After 131st Amendment Defeat, Prime Minister Politely Thanks the Opposition for Reminding the Government How Mathematics Works

by "Genie" Radhika VazApril 27, 20262

After 131st Amendment Defeat, Prime Minister Politely Thanks the Opposition for Reminding the Government How Mathematics Works – Modi Reportedly Smiled, Said Two-Thirds Was a Demanding Standard, Pointed Out That the Opposition Had Provided Sixty-Eight Votes Worth of Pedagogy

After 131st Amendment Fails by Sixty-Eight Votes, Government Reportedly Asks if Abstentions and Lunch Breaks Can Be Counted as One-Third in Favour

by "Genie" Radhika VazApril 27, 20262

After 131st Amendment Fails by Sixty-Eight Votes, Government Reportedly Asks if Abstentions and Lunch Breaks Can Be Counted as One-Third in Favour – Treasury Bench Math Team Spends Six Hours Reviewing Two-Thirds Majority Definition, Concludes That Majority Is Whatever the Speaker Says It Is, the Speaker Will Be Available Next Tuesday