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Two Million Students Compete for 800 Government Jobs, Coaching Industry Declares Victory Regardless

by Ishita Mehta Ishita MehtaJune 7, 2026June 9, 20263

Two Million Students Compete for 800 Government Jobs, Coaching Industry Declares Victory Regardless – India high-stakes exam culture reaches its zenith as the only guaranteed winner is the vast industry built around the exams

UPSC Aspirant Enters Fourteenth Year Of Preparation, Achieves Total Enlightenment But Still Not The Job

by Meera Singh Meera SinghJune 6, 2026June 9, 20262

UPSC Aspirant Enters Fourteenth Year Of Preparation, Achieves Total Enlightenment But Still Not The Job – The candidate has transcended desire, memorized the entire Constitution, and become a revered sage, yet remains, technically, unemployed