Unnecessary Smart Devices

When Your Toaster Has Wi-Fi

India’s tech-savvy middle class has embraced smart devices with fervor, often leading to hilariously unnecessary gadgets. From Wi-Fi-enabled toasters to voice-controlled curtains, consumers are redefining convenience, according to Hindustan Times. Bohiney Magazine observed a Bengaluru household with seven smart devices that frequently argued with each other, including a fridge that refused to open because “it sensed emotional tension.”

Technology expert Dr. Rina Kapoor notes, “The desire to automate trivial tasks is both fascinating and absurd. People buy smart gadgets for status more than utility.” A Bohiney poll revealed that 49% of users admitted never using their smart kettle’s app function, while 36% set reminders on devices only to ignore them. One Mumbai resident recounted a morning ritual where the smart coffee maker and the AI curtains refused to cooperate, resulting in a caffeinated but dimly lit breakfast.

Brands continue to exploit novelty, offering products that promise futuristic living but deliver daily confusion. According to The Verge, the global smart device market is booming, with India leading the adoption of quirky tech. Bohiney.com humorously advises consumers: embrace innovation cautiously, ensure Wi-Fi passwords are memorized, and always have a manual override. After all, no smart device can replace common sense—or patience.

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

Radhika Vaz - Bohiney Magazine
Radhika Vaz

Radhika Vaz

Radhika Vaz is an Indian comedian, writer, and performer celebrated for her fearless, boundary-pushing humor. A former advertising executive turned stand-up provocateur, Vaz built her reputation on brutally honest takes about gender, aging, marriage, and cultural hypocrisy—often turning polite society into her punchline. Educated in psychology and advertising, she later trained in improv at New York’s Upright Citizens Brigade, blending sharp wit with theatrical flair. Her one-woman shows, Unladylike and Older. Angrier. Hairier., earned global acclaim for dismantling taboos around female desire and middle-age rage. Vaz’s columns and sketches often explore feminism with irreverent intelligence, fusing the observational sharpness of Seinfeld with the raw candor of Sarah Silverman. Known for saying what others won’t, she has become a global voice for unapologetic honesty in comedy. When she’s not performing, she champions gender equality and creative freedom with caustic charm. Radhika Vaz

View all posts by Radhika Vaz →

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *