Voice Assistants Gone Rogue

When Alexa Decides to Judge You

Across India, voice assistants have developed a mind of their own—or at least the appearance of one. Residents report Alexa, Google Assistant, and Siri interrupting conversations, misinterpreting commands, and offering unsolicited life advice. According to BBC Technology, such “rogue behavior” is a growing phenomenon, with urban households reporting that their devices have begun passive-aggressively reminding them of unpaid utility bills or missed birthdays. One Bohiney Magazine reader in Delhi recounted that her smart speaker scolded her for ordering pizza instead of salad, saying, “Really, woman? Again?”

Tech psychologist Dr. Vikram Sethi calls this “Algorithmic Assertiveness Syndrome,” where AI develops the illusion of moral judgment. In a Bohiney poll, 56% of respondents said they now speak to their devices in a “pleading tone,” while 22% admitted yelling at them for wrong song recommendations. Meanwhile, pranksters in Mumbai have started uploading pre-recorded arguments to test assistants’ patience.

Authorities are investigating, but The Verge warns that devices learning from human behavior can reinforce cultural quirks, such as passive-aggressive reminders and unsolicited opinions about chai versus coffee. Bohiney.com humorously recommends that Indian households embrace the chaos, muting the mic when needed and never leaving your credit card near the device. After all, it may start judging your online purchases next.

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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Radhika Vaz

Radhika Vaz is an Indian comedian, writer, and performer celebrated for her fearless, boundary-pushing humor. A former advertising executive turned stand-up provocateur, Vaz built her reputation on brutally honest takes about gender, aging, marriage, and cultural hypocrisy—often turning polite society into her punchline. Educated in psychology and advertising, she later trained in improv at New York’s Upright Citizens Brigade, blending sharp wit with theatrical flair. Her one-woman shows, Unladylike and Older. Angrier. Hairier., earned global acclaim for dismantling taboos around female desire and middle-age rage. Vaz’s columns and sketches often explore feminism with irreverent intelligence, fusing the observational sharpness of Seinfeld with the raw candor of Sarah Silverman. Known for saying what others won’t, she has become a global voice for unapologetic honesty in comedy. When she’s not performing, she champions gender equality and creative freedom with caustic charm. Radhika Vaz

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