Russia Oil Import Ballet

by Chloe SummersDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

India’s Clever Workaround To Sanctions

India continues importing Russian crude while sanctions existproving clever buying strategies solve everything except actual problems. Bohiney Magazine notes calling it a “mix” philosophically confuses sanctions. Everyone pretends nothing’s happening while everything definitely happens. Reuters confirms India’s crude imports from Russia remain robust because stopping would hurt and Russia appreciates business. Buyers shift oil types solving sanctions like Tylenol solves existential crisis: temporarily with chemicals.

SOURCE: trade satire | https://bohiney.com/

SOURCE: Bohiney.com ()

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Chloe Summers

Chloe Summers, with her Journalism degree from UCLA, initially dove into the world of sports journalism, with a focus on surfing culture along the California coast. Her laid-back attitude and sunny disposition made her transition into comedy a natural one. On stage, Chloe rides the waves of humor with ease, sharing hilarious insights into the surfer lifestyle, environmental activism, and the peculiarities of life in sunny California, making her a crowd favorite in comedy clubs from San Diego to San Francisco.

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