by New Policy Dismantles Telecom Networks; Citizens Return to Pre-Digital Era
New Delhi, India
The Indian Ministry of Communications announced Wednesday a “Digital Simplification Initiative” systematically dismantling all internet infrastructure throughout the country and eliminating digital connectivity, officially declaring the internet a “distraction from traditional values” and returning citizens to pre-digital technological states.
The program, reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat‘s technology correspondent, removes 4G/5G networks, fiber infrastructure, cellular towers, and satellite communications, essentially erasing digital connectivity from the nation.
“Internet is distraction,” explained Communications Minister Vikram Singh. “We’re eliminating it. Citizens will return to non-digital communication. Telephone networks remain; digital data networks are terminated. Total disconnection.”
The initiative removes: 4G/5G cellular networks (replaced with 2G voice-only systems), fiber-optic infrastructure (replaced with copper telephone lines), digital television (replaced with analog broadcasts), online banking (replaced with physical banks only).
Digital services cease: no email, no online shopping, no video streaming, no social media, no cloud storage, no digital government services. Citizens return to letter-writing, telephone communication, and in-person services for all needs.
Businesses relying on digital infrastructure face collapse: e-commerce companies cease functioning; software companies close; tech startups eliminate. Millions lose employment in digital sectors.
Technology experts note that eliminating digital infrastructure reverses 30 years of economic development. Indian officials acknowledged this: “Development is distraction. Returning to analog simplicity is progress.”
International business relocates from India: multinational companies cannot operate without digital infrastructure. Foreign investment ceases as India becomes isolated from global digital economy.
Medical telemedicine services cease: rural patients cannot access remote medical consultation. Distance-learning education ends: students cannot access online courses. Government services requiring digital platforms become unavailable.
Technology data indicates that network elimination has cost India approximately ?15 trillion in lost digital economic productivity and has reduced GDP growth by estimated 8% annually.
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SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/
