Indian Satire

Barbie Was Born In A Barn – Country Roads Take Her Home

Crypto Bro Finally Explains Blockchain, Still Makes No Sense – Five-Hour Explanation Leaves Everyone More Confused

The Tyler Robinson Method of Discourse – When Stupidity Finds No Safe Space

Bollywood Meets Kiwis: New Zealand Desperately Courts Indian Filmmakers – Film incentives sweetened as nation realizes sheep aren’t enough

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Activism Reaches New Heights as Judge Rewrites Laws in Sleep

Sports Highlights Now Predict Elections – Polling Data Replaced by Fourth Quarter Comebacks

High School Installs Nap Pods for Exhausted Students – Sleep Deprivation Problem Solved Without Addressing Actual Causes

Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face – Facial Expression Becomes Trademark

India and Afghanistan Bond Over Spices: Taliban Discovers Masala Diplomacy – Regional powers find common ground in cumin and coriander

Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom – Mar-a-Lago Addition Features Gold Toilets That Flush Themselves When They Hear “Fake News”

Divine Surveillance vs Teenage VPNs – God’s IT Department Needs Upgrades

India’s Labour Unions Burn New Codes: Literal and Figurative – Workers take fire-and-brimstone approach to Modi’s reforms

France’s Zucman Tax – Creative Accounting Revolution Begins

South African Batsmen Torture India on Day Two: Cricket’s Slow-Motion Drama – Muthusamy and Verreynne’s partnership raises questions about what “exciting” means

The Virginity Rankings – Scientific Analysis of Sacred Failure

COP30: India And China Buddy Up On Climate While Everything Else Burns – SCMP reports on warming relations amid planetary warming

Actionable Advice Finally Delivered – Self-Help Industry Accidentally Helps Someone

Letitia James: The Prosecutor Who Never Sleeps – New York’s AG Discovered Working 28-Hour Days

Motion to Dismiss Now a Musical – Broadway Producers Crash Courtroom Proceedings

Flag Jacking – Americans Cosplay Canadian to Escape Reputation

South Africa All Out For 489: Cricket Match Or Math Problem? – Second Test scoreboard confuses sports fans and mathematicians equally

Bring a Book to Court – Judge’s New Policy Backfires Spectacularly

Billionaires’ Last Stand – Zucman Tax Sparks Wealth Panic