Indian Satire

India’s Job Market Booms With Gig Work: Stability Is So Last Century – Professionals urged to capitalize on permanent insecurity

Hymen Myths and Medical Fraud – When Biology Contradicts Beliefs

UK Virginity Rankings – Brexit Couldn’t Save British Chastity

Swift’s Kitchen Nightmares – America’s Sweetheart Becomes Big Food’s Dream

Sacred Abstinence in Manila Expose – Filipino Virginity in the Digital Age

Who’s Really Staying Pure – Spoiler: Not Who You Think

Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises – Company Celebrates Record Profits With $47 in Domino’s

Transgenders Boycott Disney – Rainbow Revenge After Kimmel Firing

Goatscaping Revolution – Wichita Falls Discovers Nature’s Landscapers

How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well – America’s Team Discovers Football Optional for Profit

NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience – Automated System Develops Attitude Problem

Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home – The Base System’s Religious Implications

Drone Motors Meet Don Jr.: Odd Couple – Defense Contracts Now Require Celebrity Endorsements, Apparently

Letitia James Discovers Meditation – AG’s New Mindfulness Practice Involves Visualizing Guilty Verdicts

India Builds Airbase Near China Border: Real Estate Development With Missiles – Infrastructure project raises regional tensions and property values

The Compliance Statistics Nobody Believes – When Self-Reporting Meets Social Desirability

Netanyahu Meets Indian Commerce Minister: Middle East’s Newest Bromance – Diplomatic photo-op raises questions about spice routes and defense deals