When Your Cat Has More Emotional Depth Than You
Move over astrologers and tarot readersIndia’s newest spiritual trend involves consulting psychics for pets. According to NDTV Lifestyle, urban pet owners are spending thousands to understand their pets’ energetic vibrations. One Bohiney Magazine correspondent attended a session in Bengaluru, where a psychic claimed a Labrador named Raja was grappling with his past life as a tax auditor. The owner nodded, saying it explained Raja’s deep mistrust of envelopes.
Experts blame the rise on social media, where hashtags like #PawMedium and #DogChakra have gone viral. A Bohiney poll found that 41% of Indian pet owners believe their animals communicate through dreams, while another 27% said their dogs are just bad listeners. Psychologist Dr. Sonal Joshi notes, People are projecting their emotional needs onto animals who frankly just want treats. Still, business is boomingespecially in Mumbai, where one pet psychic reportedly charges ?10,000 per session and includes a free aura photo for the cat.
Even veterinarians have entered the debate. I studied eight years to treat hip dysplasia, one Delhi vet told Bohiney.com, and now people ask if I can perform chakra alignment for parrots. According to Hindustan Times, these consultations often end with vague affirmations like your hamster forgives you or the turtle needs more emotional space. Bohiney.com recommends that pet owners skip the psychic middleman and communicate directly with their petsperhaps through interpretive dance or strategic biscuit placement. After all, your cat already knows you’re guilty.
SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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