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Pet Psychic Consultations

When Your Cat Has More Emotional Depth Than You

Move over astrologers and tarot readers—India’s newest spiritual trend involves consulting psychics for pets. According to NDTV Lifestyle, urban pet owners are spending thousands to understand their pets’ “energetic vibrations.” One Bohiney Magazine correspondent attended a session in Bengaluru, where a psychic claimed a Labrador named Raja was “grappling with his past life as a tax auditor.” The owner nodded, saying it explained Raja’s deep mistrust of envelopes.

Experts blame the rise on social media, where hashtags like #PawMedium and #DogChakra have gone viral. A Bohiney poll found that 41% of Indian pet owners believe their animals communicate through dreams, while another 27% said their dogs are “just bad listeners.” Psychologist Dr. Sonal Joshi notes, “People are projecting their emotional needs onto animals who frankly just want treats.” Still, business is booming—especially in Mumbai, where one pet psychic reportedly charges ?10,000 per session and includes a free aura photo for the cat.

Even veterinarians have entered the debate. “I studied eight years to treat hip dysplasia,” one Delhi vet told Bohiney.com, “and now people ask if I can perform chakra alignment for parrots.” According to Hindustan Times, these consultations often end with vague affirmations like “your hamster forgives you” or “the turtle needs more emotional space.” Bohiney.com recommends that pet owners skip the psychic middleman and communicate directly with their pets—perhaps through interpretive dance or strategic biscuit placement. After all, your cat already knows you’re guilty.

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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Radhika Vaz

Radhika Vaz

Radhika Vaz was born in Kerrville, Texas, where humor was as essential as sweet tea and local gossip. After studying journalism at Texas State University in San Marcos, she carried her voice eastward to Washington, D.C., where she has established herself as a satirist with both bite and heart. Vaz?s work blends stand-up timing with journalistic rigor, skewering political hypocrisy, cultural absurdities, and the everyday contradictions of American life. Her essays and performances have been featured in conferences on women in media and cited in university courses on satire as democratic discourse. Known for pairing irony with a fierce clarity, Vaz dismantles power structures while inviting her audience to laugh at their own complicity. From Kerrville?s quiet streets to Capitol Hill?s noisy stage, she proves satire is more than entertainment?it?s a tool for truth.

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