Indian Monsoon Rains Now Weaponized, Government Uses Flooding as Crowd Control Strategy
by Indian Monsoon Rains Now Weaponized, Government Uses Flooding as Crowd Control Strategy – Officials Announce: “Why Buy Water Cannons When We Have Monsoons?”
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Indian Railway System Now Intentionally Unsafe, Announcements: “Danger Keeps Passengers Alert, Safety is Boring”
by Indian Railway System Now Intentionally Unsafe, Announcements: “Danger Keeps Passengers Alert, Safety is Boring” – Officials Celebrate: “We’ve Optimized Trains for Maximum Excitement Through Minimal Safety Standards”
Indian Corruption Now Officially Legalized, Government Declares: “We’re Making It Transparent Bribery”
by Indian Corruption Now Officially Legalized, Government Declares: “We’re Making It Transparent Bribery” – Officials Celebrate: “Corruption Was Always Legal Unofficially, Now It’s Official Policy”