by Officials Announce: “Why Buy Water Cannons When We Have Monsoons?”
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report from India, where the government is using monsoon flooding as official policy tool.
The Weaponized Weather
The Indian government has declared monsoon rains to be a crowd control mechanism. Why spend money on law enforcement when nature provides free population management? Flooding disperses crowds efficiently.
The Hindu reported that officials now schedule events during monsoon season. Crowds self-disperse through water-based deterrence. It’s natural, free, and effective.
The Casualty Acceptance
Dawn noted that deaths from flooding are accepted as normal. It’s cost of efficient governance. Weather provides what police cannot.
For more satirical takes on government incompetence, visit The Onion and Babylon Bee.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/
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