by Tech Companies Celebrate: “We’ve Automated Discrimination, It’s More Efficient”
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report from India, where the ancient caste system has been digitized.
The Algorithmic Caste
Indian authorities have digitized the caste system. Algorithms assign caste status at birth based on parental data. Discrimination is now automated. The ancient system has met modern technology.
The Hindu reported that babies are born into algorithmically-determined castes. Destiny is calculated before consciousness. The system is more efficient than human-based discrimination.
The Perpetuation
Dawn noted that digitization formalizes discrimination. It’s now official, trackable, and reinforced by technology. Social hierarchy is ensured through code.
For more satirical takes on systemic discrimination, visit Reductress and Clickhole.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/
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