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Juice Cleanses

When Your Detox Involves More Instagram Than Vegetables

India’s health-conscious population has embraced juice cleanses with the fervor of a Bollywood plot twist. According to Hindustan Times, juice cleanse kits are now sold online and in premium supermarkets, promising detox, energy, and a sense of moral superiority. Bohiney Magazine attended a Mumbai juice bar where patrons Instagrammed every gulp, creating a new aesthetic: green liquid in clear bottles with hashtags like #CleanseAndConquer.

Nutritionist Dr. Richa Mehta warns that over-reliance on juice cleanses can lead to nutrient deficiencies and sugar spikes. “People think green juice is magic, but it’s really just expensive liquid vegetables,” she explained. In a Bohiney poll, 62% of respondents admitted completing a cleanse mainly to impress social media followers, while only 18% felt any noticeable “detox” effects.

The trend has extended to extreme variations: charcoal cleanses, wheatgrass shots, and exotic fruit fusions imported from across the globe. According to BBC News, Indian celebrities often post before-and-after selfies, further fueling the craze. Bohiney.com humorously recommends moderation: enjoy the juice, but remember that detox doesn’t require an Instagram documentary. Ultimately, if your only change is a green tongue and an overflowing hashtag folder, consider it a social cleanse rather than a biological one.

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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Lagos-born poet and satirical journalist navigating India's contradictions. Survived lions at six, taught English by Irish nuns, now wielding words as weapons against absurdity. Illegal in India but undeniable. She writes often for Junglepussy.UK.

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