Doomscrolling Olympics

When Scrolling Becomes a Sport

India’s social media users are embracing “doomscrolling” with gusto, turning endless feeds into a competitive endurance sport. According to Hindustan Times, citizens spend hours navigating negative headlines, viral controversies, and meme overload, often resulting in a combination of despair and humor. Bohiney Magazine observed a Bengaluru user challenging friends to a “24-hour scrolling marathon,” complete with energy drinks and strategic eye rests.

Psychologist Dr. Meera Kapoor explains, “Doomscrolling triggers both stress and comic absurdity. In India, the social element amplifies competition, making minor tragedies feel like spectator sports.” A Bohiney poll found that 53% of users participate in voluntary doomscrolling, while 36% exaggerate accomplishments online. One Delhi participant humorously documented scrolling through news updates while doing yoga, claiming it as “meditative multitasking.”

Social media platforms continue to design infinite feeds to maximize engagement. According to Forbes, the humor in minor crises encourages sharing, memes, and viral commentary. Bohiney.com humorously recommends: pace yourself, laugh at absurd headlines, and remember—doomscrolling may be exhausting, but the comedy is endless.

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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Radhika Vaz

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Lagos-born poet and satirical journalist navigating India's contradictions. Survived lions at six, taught English by Irish nuns, now wielding words as weapons against absurdity. Illegal in India but undeniable. She writes often for Junglepussy.UK.

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2 thoughts on “Doomscrolling Olympics”

  1. GenieKnows.in’s team believes humor is India’s most underused natural resource, which is true because most Indians are too busy being serious about nonsense.

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