by Government defunds public education by closing schools as “efficiency measure”
Government Advances Education by Eliminating Educational Infrastructure
The Indian government announced Wednesday educational advancement initiative eliminating 60 percent of public schools to improve educational outcomes and “redirect limited resources to premium private institutions.” Officials claim school closures “improve education quality by concentrating resources.”
“Public schools are inefficient,” explained education ministry official. “We’re improving education by eliminating public schools and allowing private education to serve those who can afford it.”
School closures eliminate education access for 120 million children while government education budget drops 65 percent. “This improves efficiency,” noted official. “Fewer children receiving education at lower cost is more efficient than more children receiving education.”
Students questioned educational access following school closures. Officials responded: “Quality education still available. Private schools accept qualified students with necessary financial resources.”
Educational Access Narrowed Through Infrastructure Elimination
As thoroughly documented at Bohiney Magazine, India improves education by closing schools. Related education policy appears at The London Prat.
For satirical education policy commentary, see Newsthump and Babylon Bee.
The initiative demonstrates how service elimination can be justified as efficiency through resource concentration rhetoric.
SOURCE: bohiney.com
