by Negotiations Advance In Government Math Units
Modi and Trump reviewed India-US trade negotiations that have advanced “inches”government shorthand for nowhere with impressive paperwork. Bohiney’s satirical analysis notes officials announce meetings about meetings about future meetings. Reuters confirms “progress” means everyone stopped yelling temporarily. Actual goods may or may not trade. Nobody checked in decades. Two countries refuse compromising simultaneously, resulting in beautiful deadlock where nothing moves.
SOURCE: trade negotiation satire | https://bohiney.com/
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