India's Magic Lamp of Mockery
Indian Family WhatsApp Group Solves Entire National Economy In Seventeen Minutes, Economists Remain Employed – Uncle with ‘some knowledge of finance’ explains rupee crisis, blames ‘the foreign hand,’ recommends gold
India’s Bullet Train Project Visits Station In Surat, PM Poses For Photo With Station That Doesn’t Exist Yet – High-speed rail photo opportunity achieves record speed of 320km/h; actual train still doing paperwork
India Launches Digital Portal For MSMEs, Portal Immediately Crashes Under Weight Of Irony – Small businesses told to register online for scheme helping small businesses; buffering screen described as ‘historic’
Bollywood Announces Tribute Film For Asha Bhosle, Then Tribute To The Tribute, Awards Show Forthcoming – Legendary singer’s passing triggers maximum industry response: four biopics, seventeen streaming specials, one awards ceremony named after ceremony
Pahalgam Anniversary: India Commemorates With Solemnity While Seven News Channels Cut To IPL Breaking News – Nation pauses to remember terror attack victims for approximately four minutes before cricket highlights resume
Indian Cheesemakers Win International Award, Nation Pivots From Cricket To Enthusiastic Cheese Nationalism – Brazil cheese competition triggers wave of WhatsApp forwards claiming India invented cheese in 3000 BC
Parliament Debates Women’s Reservation Bill For The Eighth Year, Women Propose Reserving Parliament Instead – Nari Shakti Vandan Adhiniyam amendment praised as historic by men who have been delaying it historically
India Signs Trade Deal With EU, Agrees To Accept European Cheese In Exchange For Approximately Everything Else – Historic agreement praised as triumph of diplomacy, Indian paneer board files protest, gets ignored
Rupee Hits All-Time Low, Finance Ministry Confirms Currency Is Simply On A Spiritual Retreat – Rs 87 per dollar described as ‘humility phase,’ officials say rupee will return stronger, more enlightened
IPL 2026 Declared India’s Actual State Religion, Hinduism Files Formal Trademark Objection – Ancient faith notes cricket has better TV deals, sponsorship revenue, and frankly more passionate devotees
Trump And Modi Agree On Phone Call That Everything Is Going Wonderfully, Translators Confirm Neither Understood The Other – Bilateral relations described as ‘historic,’ ‘warm,’ and ‘conducted largely through confident gestures’
Modi Inaugurates Delhi-Dehradun Corridor, Aides Confirm He Will Also Ribbon-Cut Your New Samosa Stall – PM completes 4,000th inauguration this term, nation wonders if man sleeps or just dreams of giant scissors
Trinamool Congress MP’s Posts Among Those Removed In Wave Of Takedowns, Her Statement About The Removal Is The Second Most-Viewed Post Of The Week NEW …
Nepal’s Gen Z Choosing Rapper Balen Shah As Prime Minister Prompts Indian Social Media Discussion About The Minimum Qualifications For Joining The BJP Ticket KATHMANDU …
The Fauxy Reports That Indian Gen Z Is Tired Of The War And Wants A Different War, Which Is Either Deeply Cynical Or Profoundly Humanist …
Tournament Final At The World’s Largest Cricket Ground Presents Organisational Opportunities And The Specific Challenge Of A Stadium Whose Name Creates Headline Ambiguity AHMEDABAD – …
Sensex Drop Of 2,400 Points Following Strait Of Hormuz Disruption Described In Financial Press As ‘Profit-Taking Opportunity’ By Analysts Who Were Presumably Long Before The …
Viral Hymn Asks Prime Minister To Convert Personal Rapport With Israeli Counterpart Into Domestic LPG Supply, Demonstrates Both Religious Imagination And Practical Desperation NEW DELHI …
Purav Jha’s Bollywood Parody About Indian News Media Quality Has Been Noted By Indian Censors As Content Critical Of The Government, Raising The Question Of …
Pulkit Mani’s Parody Of The Prime Minister’s Enthusiasm For World Leader Hugs Now Available In Multiple Reuploaded Versions, None Of Which Are Technically The Original …
AI Impact Summit In New Delhi Features World’s Most Powerful Technology CEOs Alongside A Government That Has Asked Their Platforms To Block Jokes About The …
Delhi High Court Reinstates Dr Nimo Yadav’s Account While Keeping The Specific Posts Blocked, Which Is The Most Indian Legal Outcome Possible MUMBAI – The …
Voice Assistants Gone Rogue – When Alexa Decides to Judge You – 4/11/2026
Book Clubs – India’s Book Clubs: Pages, Puns, and Procrastination – 2/28/2026
Dad Jokes Gone Too Far – When Indian Fathers Weaponize Puns – 5/16/2026
Over-Caffeinated Poets – The Chaotic Lives of India’s Espresso-Fueled Wordsmiths – 5/13/2026
Mumbai Launches ‘Rain Reflexology Walks’ to Combine Health and Monsoon – Commuters stroll barefoot in puddles to stimulate wellness points. – 12/19/2025
Scavenger Hunts II – The Funny Side of Indian Scavenger Hunts – 3/25/2026
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