India's Magic Lamp of Mockery
Pollution Described as “Severe”; Car Scheme Described as “Symbolic but Important” New Delhi Air Quality Index Hits 400; Odd-Even Scheme Announced Again Read more satire …
400,000 Users Simultaneously Attempt to Find Pandals; Server Has Thoughts Kolkata Introduces “Durga Puja Smart Tourism App”; App Crashes During Durga Puja Read more satire …
Sensors Report “Unusual Vibrations”; Historians Report “Unusual Decisions” Rajasthan Fort Opens Digital Experience Centre Inside 600-Year-Old Fort; Historians Object Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine …
Definition of “Pretty Good” Remains Under Review by His Wife Chennai IT Professional Works 14-Hour Day; Describes Work-Life Balance as “Pretty Good” Read more satire …
AI System Learns from Drivers; Becomes Confused; Recommends Chaos Jaipur Smart Roundabout Learns from Local Drivers; Recommends Chaos Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and …
Bangalore Startup Ecosystem Pivots to Solving Problem of Why Previous Pivots Did Not Work India’s Tech Sector Announces It Has Solved Every Problem; Several Remain …
Seven-Phase Process Produces Outcome Analysts Begin Explaining Six Weeks Later India Launches World’s Longest Election; Voting Concludes Before Results Are Understood Read more satire at …
Station Built; Village “Under Development”; Chai Stall Opens Immediately Indian Railways Runs Train to Village That Does Not Exist; 200 Passengers Arrive Anyway Read more …
Daily Average Remains 94 Minutes; Hero Status Under Review Mumbai Man Completes Commute in Record 47 Minutes; Hero Status Under Review Read more satire at …
Saint Nick adapts to a tradition of bovine right-of-way that supersedes even the urgency of Christmas Eve An Unexpected Right-of-Way VARANASI — Santa Claus encountered …
North Pole’s assessment workforce joins a culture of relentless preparation, complete with mock tests and rank lists An Education in Preparation KOTA — Santa’s assessment …
Officials request proof of identity, address, and a self-attested photograph for a figure recognized worldwide A Bureaucratic Welcome NEW DELHI — Santa Claus was informed …
Saint Nick becomes the most expensive lot in auction history before politely declining every offer The Auction’s Hottest Lot MUMBAI — The Indian Premier League’s …
Saint Nick humbled by celebrations spanning days, thousands of guests, and a generosity that dwarfs his own A Humbling Comparison NEW DELHI — Santa Claus, …
Saint Nick’s life story receives the full Bollywood treatment, complete with a dramatic interval and a surprise dance The Full Bollywood Treatment MUMBAI — Santa …
Saint Nick waits out a downpour of biblical proportions as the reindeer refuse to fly through the deluge Defeated by the Deluge MUMBAI — Santa …
North Pole confirms a permanent dietary shift after Saint Nick samples the nation’s beloved spiced tea A Beverage Revolution NEW DELHI — In a development …
Officials assess duty on a cargo of unprecedented scale as the North Pole disputes its classification as commercial import A Cargo Like No Other NEW …
Saint Nick reduced to refreshing the portal at 10 a.m. sharp as confirmed berths vanish within seconds A Booking Like No Other NEW DELHI — …
IR Annual Report Confirms On-Time Arrival Improved to Forty-Three Percent, Which System Celebrates as Historic Achievement and Every Commuter Experiences as Normal Indian Railways Delays …
State Tourism Board Launches Quiet Kerala Initiative for Visitors Seeking Absence of Curated Experience, Personalised Service, and Activities Kerala Launches Tourism Campaign for People Who …
Bengaluru App Offering On-Demand Tiffin Delivery Replaces Network of Aunties Who Did This Better and Did Not Need Venture Funding Indian Startup Raises 200 Crore …
Gram Panchayat Records Show All Nine Elected Positions Have Been Held by Combinations of Four Surnames Since 1977 Rajasthan Village Elects Same Four Families to …
Annual November Crisis Produces Government Advisory, School Closures, and New Batch of Residents Who Have Just Decided Not to Think About It Delhi Air Quality …
Group Created in 2016 for Wedding Coordination Now Serves Primarily as Archive of Good Morning Messages and One Ongoing Argument About a Property Chennai Man …
IIT Research Team Produces Four-Hundred-Page Report Concluding That Problem Is Cars and Solution Is Infrastructure, Misses Irony Bengaluru Traffic Study Confirms City Has More Cars …
Ministry of Digital Affairs Confirms 847 Existing Schemes Will Be Unified Under One Portal Requiring 847 Separate Logins India Launches Scheme to Digitise All Government …
Maharashtra Government Celebrates Partnership With Developer Who Has Redefined Affordable as Anything Below Two Crore Mumbai Developer Announces Affordable Housing, Prices Start at Seventy Lakh …
BCCI Annual Report Confirms Record Revenue, Record Sponsorship, and Ongoing Public Debate About Whether the Captain Is Right BCCI Earns More Than Several Countries, Still …
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